June 27, 2008

Ode to a jackass...

To the exceedingly rude bastard at the movie last night,

Seriously, what the hell was your problem? I'm already a self conscious person. I know I have a loud laugh, but never, never has someone actually come up to me and all but told me to shut up because of it. I'm sorry but "Could you tone down your laugh?" was just insulting. The movie was funny, damn it. I was enjoying myself. Thanks to you I actually held back my laugh for nearly the rest of the movie.

I know it sounds childish, but you hurt my feelings.

You're lucky I didn't get a good look at you, because I would have found you when the lights came up and punched you in the face.

Jackass,

The woman you embarrassed.

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